"We grow old more through indolence, than through age." -Christina of Sweden
"There is only one thing that age can give you, and that is wisdom." -SI Hayakawa
"The young believe themselves wise just as the inebriated believe themselves sober." -Tim Farns
"The most important rule of being healthy is a particular calculated lack of care." -Jake Cavins
"There is no trail of flowers that leads to greatness. " -Julie Hetworth
"Experience is just merely a lesson book. Whether you want to read it is another matter."
"Certain people are born to succeed, other achieve success."
"Unless it is essential to change, we should not seek change."
"Experience is label we give setbacks."
"People applaud results, not attempts."
"Let us come to praise and celebrate your goodness. That will give you a break from doing it!"
"Fire up that great jukebox! It's your bday. Wait, you have never heard of a jukebox? It's like an IPod for really, really old people."
"Banish the wary, embrace the merry on this fine day."