"Youth is a gr8 thing but a crime 2 waste on children."
"Life is 2 short 2 b small. Happy bday!"
"Don't count da years, count da blessings."
"May All Ur Dreams Come True on Ur Bday!"
"I'm grateful you were born, because you fill my life with joy."
"Happy Birthday gorgeous."
"Another fresh year begins, another year to live life to the fullest."
"My dog sends you his raised paw in salute...Then, again, he has no middle finger."
"May a goblet of ale be in your future. You know, as in tonight. "
"Here's a card for a free birthday drink. At your age, I don't think you'll need ID."
"Deli cakes make the best holders for candles!"
"Your birth was like the rising of the sun; and that's a very good thing."
"God gave us Heaven and Earth, but those were practice runs for making you. His masterpiece!"
"We may all be imperfect beings, you just happen to be pretty darn great."
"When you arrive at my esteemed age, you'll realize you weren't so old today!"